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One Summer’s Day (Music Box)
Me: I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section?
Boyfriend: If you want you can Slytherin my bed.
Me: You can make me moan like Myrtle ;)
Boyfriend: Only if you slay my basilisk.
Me: You'll have to find my chamber of secrets first.
Boyfriend: If you grab my broomstick I'll take you for a ride.
Me: We can fly to the Shrieking Shack and do a little shrieking of our own.
Boyfriend: If I find your snitch do I win the game?
Me: Those 150 points won't help you if you can't get anything through the goalposts.
Boyfriend: If I tickle your pear will you open your secret passageway?
Me: Only if you solemnly swear you're up to no good.
Boyfriend: Maybe if you Hufflepuff my wand.
Me: You don't need amortentia to turn me on.
Boyfriend: Are you a Phoenix cause you're getting me hot
Me: I guess I won't need petrificus totalus to make you stiff
Boyfriend: Nor will you need wingardium leviosa to get me up
Me: I might as well call you aguamenti because just your name gets me wet
Boyfriend: Did we just invent Harry Potter sexting?
Me: I think we did.
